An IQ analysis of the fairer sex

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Perhaps the best aphrodisiac to ever fuel the carnal mitochondria present in the DNA of mankind is a concoction of pure seduction and sheer dominance. Be it Catherine Tremell in Basic Instinct , or Irene Adler in the Adventure of Sherlock Holmes, each woman has entrenched oneself in a position of power , so much so that they can be fairly described as the epitome of femme fatale. To able to see beyond the vestiges of human thought, ahead of human intelligence is what higher Intelligence Quotient (IQ) is all about. The ability to hoodwink,  tantalize and outwit the physically dominant sex with just a promising smirk , can rightly be included in an analysis for measuring intelligence.

Long gone is the Dumb Blonde stereotype, and it is safe to speculate that the fairer sex has found their way in almost every pair of trousers with profound ease- Yes, even blondes. However , it isn’t always that the success of womankind is devoid of platonic elements in society. This claim is ordinarily justified in the Indian aspect as well. Every year for most of the decade, girls surpass boys with a higher percentage score in the Board Examinations. If IQ was solely based on literary intelligence, the paucity of women in social influence wouldn’t have been a reality. However , speculation  is just an approximation.

Not every scenario is the same, and the balance of power has seemed to shift in favour of the modern  woman. The music industry , at a glance, has had a paradigm shift from the Beatles to the Michael Jacksons of the yesteryears ,to the Lady Gagas of today. Any indoctrination of the idea that stupidity is inherent in nature, is reinforced by the song lyrics which say – “ You’re on the right track baby, you were Born This Way”( Yes, this one’s for you blondies).The cultural incursion of the neo-feminist, much to the dismay of the disparaged man, has brought out the effeminate side of imbecile males ( See Justin Beiber). To add insult to injury, the Twilight series has tarnished any hope of a Thousand Splendid Suns of wisdom. Such an outbreak of emotional introspection has only been rivalled in recent times by the E. Coli outbreak in European cucumbers. Not to take away credit from a suave, confident woman, the social typecast of an equal womankind is more desired than accepted.

They say, to spread the word , you have to tell a woman. The day isn’t far when  IQ  connotes more than just Intelligence Quotient, instead it is interpreted differently by different sexes. For the woman- I Quote, and for the destitute male- I Quit.